16 Puns That Might Make Your Friends Hate You

16 Puns That Might Make Your Friends Hate You

By Sara Vivas, Staff Writer

  1. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
  2. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time consuming.
  3. You have cat to be kitten me right meow!
  4. When the electricity went off during a storm at a school the students were de-lighted.
  5. Let’s take all these bad chemistry jokes and BARIUM.
  6. Lettuce meat olive your eggspectations.
  7. I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
  8. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
  9. An expert farmer is outstanding in his field.
  10. Velcro – what a rip off!
  11. This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
  12. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Than it dawned on me.
  13. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
  14. I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
  15. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
  16. I tried to find 10 more really good puns that made me laugh, but no pun in 10 did.