Human #25

By Ashley Merino, Staff Writer

“The first person I would bring to dinner would be my Memaw because I miss her a lot. She died when I was little and I wished I had more time to spend with her so I could get to know her more and make memories with her. The second person I would bring to dinner would be Miley Cyrus because she’s my lesbian lover and my idol. She’s so freaking hot and so unique. I grew up loving her. The third person I would also bring to dinner is my boyfriend, Brent. He would come because I love him so much and he would pay for the dinner.”