Jokes so Dumb, You Just Have to Laugh!

Jokes so Dumb, You Just Have to Laugh!

Ever feel the need to laugh? Maybe you’re having a bad day or you’re just really bored. The best jokes in my opinion are the ones that are so un-funny, that they’re funny! So sit back, and enjoy these horrible jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide

What’s yellow and flies through walls?

A magic banana

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick

How do you make a handkerchief dance?

Put a little ‘boogie’ in it

Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team?

She ran away from the ball

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

Robin! Get in the car!

What’s pink and fluffy?

Pink fluff                    

What’s blue and fluffy?

Pink fluff holding its breath

How is a rabbit like a plum?

They’re both purple, except for the rabbit

What’s blue but smells like red paint?

Blue paint

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

Time to get a new fence!

 What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?

A stick

What did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall?


What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?

A pool table

If a greenstone was thrown into the sea what does it become?


What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef

When should you always go to the dentist?

At two thirty (Tooth Hurty!)

How do you make Lady GaGa Laugh?

Poke her face

On a turkey, what side would you find the most feathers?

The outside