Ever feel the need to laugh? Maybe you’re having a bad day or you’re just really bored. The best jokes in my opinion are the ones that are so un-funny, that they’re funny! So sit back, and enjoy these horrible jokes.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide
What’s yellow and flies through walls?
A magic banana
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
Put a little ‘boogie’ in it
Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team?
She ran away from the ball
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin! Get in the car!
What’s pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff
What’s blue and fluffy?
Pink fluff holding its breath
How is a rabbit like a plum?
They’re both purple, except for the rabbit
What’s blue but smells like red paint?
Blue paint
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
A stick
What did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall?
“Dam”
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table
If a greenstone was thrown into the sea what does it become?
Wet
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef
When should you always go to the dentist?
At two thirty (Tooth Hurty!)
How do you make Lady GaGa Laugh?
Poke her face
On a turkey, what side would you find the most feathers?
The outside